What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

My parents force me (15yo atheist) to go to church, and there’s this thing called Small Sundays where we discuss the Bible in groups, there are questions asked about the Bible. What am I supposed to do when they ask?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

So they tried

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

The workout supplement becoming more popular outside the gym - WTOP

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?

Nuts and Butts

No way

Still no good

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is the reason behind people believing in the concept of causation, even though it cannot be proven or deemed necessary for everything to exist?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

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